
Do you really think they feed Christians to the lions here?
Having a look at the standings Monday morning should have been enlightening and enraging at once. Nine American League teams with losing records showed as still eligible in the postseason hunt, thanks to the execrable wild card structure. Likewise, one .500 National League team and two sub-.500 NL clubs showed still eligible.
That’s eleven out of thirty major league teams without winning records who can still call themselves contenders in this season’s pennant races. Four teams short of half. Do you really need me to tell you what’s drastically wrong with that picture? Do you really believe there’s nothing wrong with that picture?
Turn youself away from the continuing and (for some perverted contingencies) comforting howl of Damn Dodger bashing and ponder: With today’s wild card structure is it really any wonder there are a few too many teams who can think to themselves, and all but get away with it, that they bloody well don’t have to invest seriously in their major league product or their player development systems?
None dare call it by name. But teams not called the Mets don’t have to channel their inner 2011-2013 Astros and say it outright, either. You’d have to be sound asleep or somewhat naïve to believe tanking hasn’t receded or become extinct. They’re just not being as flagrant as those Astros happened to be about it. And, unlike those Astros, they’re not even pretending to promise great results down the proverbial road.
In 2022, Joe Sheehan wrote, “We should retire the term ‘tanking’ in baseball. It was an issue specific to the 2012-16 period when a bad [collective bargaining agreement] had too many incentives for losing. Now, teams not trying to win aren’t doing it for draft position, they’re doing it because it’s easy profit.” That’s not tanking? I have a DeSoto dealership to sell you cheap.
The owners now demand salary caps more than ever. (You’ve heard it before: stop us before we overspend/mis-spend/mal-spend again!) Practically everyone else outside Los Angeles thinks it’s all aimed at bringing the Damn Dodgers back into line, and they think that’s a bloody good thing. They think it’s nothing more than spending that keeps the Damn Dodgers ahead of the rest of the pack. They may also think Dodger Stadium is where they feed Christians to lions.
They pay little to no attention when Tarik Skubal—you remember him, the big enchilada of this past trade deadline, traded to the Dodgers for some prime enough prospects—came right out and said, “Every team could trade for me. Every team could make that acquisition.
And I don’t really sympathize with people that blame the Dodgers for anything they’ve done . . . They’ve developed a really good organization. They draft well, they acquire talent really well, they retain talent. It’s a winning organization. Now the complaints seem to be because they’ve won the last two World Series. I don’t think it was like that three years ago. So I don’t really sympathize with people that are complaining because the Dodgers do all the right things.
Boy, you can’t please anyone anymore, can you?
Once upon a time the wailing, gnashing, and crying was that we may never again see a repeat World Series champion. Oops. The Damn Dodgers just won back-to-back Series. The big rich guys also entered this season as the overwhelming favourites to pull off a three-peat unseen since the 1998-2000 Yankees.
Are you getting as tired as I am of pointing toward the Mets, who’ve actually out-spent the Dodgers this year, but who sat seventeen games out of first in the NL East Monday morning. (That’s thanks to their pre-August disasters. They’ve spent August going 12-8.) Assuming you read and paid attention to it in the first place, did you forget Ken Rosenthal’s assertion in The Athletic after the Skubal trade?
[H]ere’s something else the Dodgers exploit: the risk-averse nature of so many other clubs in today’s game . . . [T]he dirty little secret of a salary cap and floor system is that it would not guarantee small-market teams success. Many would need to develop more of a killer instinct, an instinct the Dodgers demonstrate time and again.
There’d be no guarantee of small-market team success in a twelve-team postseason picture with a shorter regular season, either. If there’s one thing the Lords of Baseball have proven time and again, it’s that they’ll find or create every loophole they can to continue demonstrating that, to them, the common good of baseball equals making money for themselves, if allowed.
The present postseason structure and season-long interleague play have already rendered the regular season something between a gag and a farce. (They’ve also left the All-Star Game an exercise in futility.) They’ve left genuine competitors to have to plow through those with no legitimate business in a championship round if we had a postseason that makes the regular season meaningful again.
We might have to begin the overhaul by overhauling the selection of baseball’s commissioner. The last commissioner who genuinely believed the good of the game was more and deeper than making money for it was putsched by the owner who squirmed, bumped, and muscled his way to the commissionership. The owner who hand-picked the current commissioner who has no vision for the game above and beyond the profits for his thirty employers.
Frankly, the commissioner should be elected by votes of two contingencies: the ownerships; and, the players through their team reps. The commissioner would be beholden not to one or the other faction but to both. (That’s kind of what Fay Vincent, flaws and all, hoped to accomplish before Coupmissioner Selig and company forced him to resign before they could execute him. How dare he.)
Now, about that realignment of both the leagues and the postseason picture. Simpler than you think. I’ve talked about it elsewhere. It’s worth discussing again.
Baseball is a franchise business. The company makes (or should make) certain rules for its franchisees, including the one that should have been heeded morally and ethically but just might need a legal boot in the backside to make stick: If you buy a ballclub and refuse to invest reasonably (and not just monetarily) in putting an honestly competitive product on the field, the company will force you to sell to an owner(ship) that will.
(You think I’m a madman with no regard for property rights? Ask what happens to the McDonalds or the Baskin-Robbins or the Jersey Mike’s franchiser who fails to build and perform reasonably.)
Having done that, we realign the leagues. Expand each by a single team each. Sixteen NL teams, sixteen AL teams, no more odd-numbered leagues. Then, we subdivide each league into conferences and divisions. An eastern and western conference in each league; an eastern and western division in each league of eight teams apiece.
Now comes the fun part: we dump the wild card system whole. Dead. Buried. Right next to regular-season interleague play, the gag whose shelf life expired before Pontiac did. (We also send Commissioner Milquetoast’s Manfred Man the way of the Checker Cab. I’m betting the Checker Cab would prove to be missed far more.)
In its place, we schedule each league with reasonable interconference play that does not equal or overwhelm intra-conference play. And the leagues don’t see each other except a) in the All-Star Game; and, b) in the World Series.
We also get to dump the postseason saturation we now endure. The current system means that, if each postseason series goes the complete distance, there’d be 53 postseason games. By the way, the Damn Dodgers bashers do know that last year’s Blue Jays got to within a hair’s breadth winning the World Series. Don’t they? (How dare that old fart Miguel Rojas spoil it with a top-of-the-ninth home run before throwing the lead Jays runner out in the bottom?)
With all the foregoing, yes, we can still have a 162-game regular season. (Earl Weaver, Hall of Fame manager: This ain’t football. We do this every day.) But now we have a League Championship Series, and while we’re at it we’ll return it to its original, pre-1985, best-of-five format. That restores the World Series to its proper position as baseball’s sole best-of-seven set.
The greatest sports show on earth. The one that stood skyscrapers above all the other sports who did their level best to make almost-everyone-gets-a-cookie postseasons legitimate championships.
And if you team doesn’t finish the regular season in the parking spot marked first place? Spring training’s only four months away. Time to get to remaking/remodeling work.
Portions of this essay have been published previously.









