The Mets shocked by acquiring the Jays ace. There could be other small shocks coming before Wednesday afternoon.
Pete Alonso scattering seagulls in the top of the sixteenth wasn't enough for the Mets vs. the Giants, alas.
Self-designated fun cop Madison Bumgarner was not amused when Max Muncy hit him into McCovey Cove and---the horror!---enjoyed the hell out of it.
. . . because the local daily newspaper leaned on a wire story that left out the key events.
. . . that his direct, open defiance---even on the "openers" issue---doesn't get him run out of San Francisco post haste.